What women want

You clicked that thinking I have the answer didn't you? Oh man, how wrong can you be...

First of all that sentence is pretty much everything what's wrong in our "equal" world. It puts women in one box as if we were some kind of different specie. It also suggests that there's just one thing women want. But we're all individuals, we want what we want same as men want what they want.

Anyway I'm going to let you in a little secret. Nownow! Don't hate the player, hate the game. This might sound like an article from a woman's magazine, but if you really think about it, there's something in it.

When you meet a girl you're interested in, ask her this one simple question and it will give you more answers than you could ever imagine:

What sense could you not live without?

A girl who couldn't live without taste needs to be taken out for a dinner. And not just some burger place but an actual restaurant. You really need to know what she likes in honour to please her. But then again if you ever forget her birthday, she'll forgive you easier if you bring a box of chocolate. She probably appreciates genuine tastes so she will like how you really taste so no need to shower right before meeting her. Strawberries and some bubbly will probably help to get in her pants. Wrong taste can easily turn her off so remember to eat lots of pineapples.

A girl who couldn't live without the ability to smell needs you fresh from the shower. You can surprise her with a bubble bath or a little gift that smells nice (like perfume, shower gel, scented candle). When you're getting her flowers, you can just walk in the shop and ask for the best smelling flowers, no need to look for roses. She will know right from stepping inside your apartment that you've cooked for her or cleaned and she will appreciate those things. Good cologne will probably help you to get in her pants. Bad odour will turn her off so forget about that garlic and booze tonight if you're seeing her tomorrow.

A girl who couldn't live without eyesight needs you to look good. She will appreciate if you have put every single hair in your head in order. She knows how to decorate and what colours goes well with each other. Because she appreciates how things look, she will probably look good too. With her you can go on a cheap date by taking a blanket with you and just watch the sky or the stars. Telling her how good she looks will probably help you to get in her pants. Seeing something irritating or ugly will turn her off so you might want to think about what you wear when you meet her and remember the lighting.

A girl who couldn't live without the ability to touch needs gentle touching. She probably wont mind silence and being close doesn't mean only being physically close. She will notice the little things you do, the little subtle touches and she probably will read well your facial expressions. If you know where to touch, you'll be able to get in her pants easily. Keep her warm and on her birthday you might want to check on some nice fluffy bathrobes to shop for her. Being uncomfortable will turn her off so don't be too pushy and remember to use lotion.

A girl who couldn't live without hearing will notice how you sound, how you say things. She doesn't only care what you say but how you say it. She will love the little things you whisper in her ear. If you need an easy gift to give her, you can always shop for a story (a book or a movie) or music. You will probably get in her pants if you don't stop talking. Silence will turn her off so be careful what music you play on the background.

A girl who couldn't live without balance... I have no idea. Take her to bungee jumping or something.

Every sort of girl will appreciate you asking her advice on a subject that is important to her and now you have a hunch of what that could be. Try one of these:

What would go well with [this thing I'm cooking]?

I have the option to [something] and I don't know which one smells better, vanilla or chocolate. What do you think?

This one stupid blogger claimed that blue and brown doesn't work together. What do you think?

I was thinking of buying a new pillow, but I don't know much about the materials. Could you help me pick out something that's comfy?

I want to say [some random sentence], but how could I put it better?

You might have figured out that I'm not dead serious about this and this is something you could find in the latest Cosmopolitan. But if you ever test this theory, let me know how it went :)